Monday 26 April 2010
Thursday 1 April 2010
Cover Letter
Dear Mr. Sandman,
I am applying for a "dream designer" position with your factory, which I have found in my last dream and in which I have become interested.
I recently graduated from Imaginary College where I majored in dreaming. I have been working hard to escape from reality, where I have been considered and called a lunatic or crazy. As you can see from my resume, I have had a variety of schizophrenic crises that give me the skills and knowledge to be succesful in the dream field.
I have a creative drive and perseverance to learn new things. My excellent open-minded and irrational skills enable me to effectively make people go crazy. I have gained many new skills from my current life that would make me a good candidate for your position. I am fluent in a variety of inconscience symbols (including Carl Jung dreamology), I can deal with frustration and I have excellent people skills. I even have pessimistic ideas which give me the capability for designing nightmares too.
My diploma in dreaming, along with my diverse skills, makes me a peculiar candidate for a position with your factory and a dreamer-to-dreamer interview would allow me to demonstrate my flexibility in a more unconventional way.
I look forward to hearing from you at your convinience. I can be reached at my bed, while I am sleeping.
Naively,
Victor Badolato Athayde
I am applying for a "dream designer" position with your factory, which I have found in my last dream and in which I have become interested.
I recently graduated from Imaginary College where I majored in dreaming. I have been working hard to escape from reality, where I have been considered and called a lunatic or crazy. As you can see from my resume, I have had a variety of schizophrenic crises that give me the skills and knowledge to be succesful in the dream field.
I have a creative drive and perseverance to learn new things. My excellent open-minded and irrational skills enable me to effectively make people go crazy. I have gained many new skills from my current life that would make me a good candidate for your position. I am fluent in a variety of inconscience symbols (including Carl Jung dreamology), I can deal with frustration and I have excellent people skills. I even have pessimistic ideas which give me the capability for designing nightmares too.
My diploma in dreaming, along with my diverse skills, makes me a peculiar candidate for a position with your factory and a dreamer-to-dreamer interview would allow me to demonstrate my flexibility in a more unconventional way.
I look forward to hearing from you at your convinience. I can be reached at my bed, while I am sleeping.
Naively,
Victor Badolato Athayde
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